Mexican boy (Wrong but Funny)
A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He
puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face.
"Mom, look, I'm a white boy," he grins.
His mom slaps him in the face and says, "Go show your father."
He goes to his dad in the living room and says, "Look dad, I'm a white
boy. His dad punches him hard in the stomach and says, "Go show your
grandmother."The little boy goes to his grandmother's room and says, "Abuelita, I'm a white boy." His grandmother smacks him, too, and sends him back to his
His mother says, "Now, did you learn anything from that experience?"
The boy replies, "Sure did. I've only been white for five minutes and I
don't like Mexicans."
"The problem with doing nothing is you never know when your finished."