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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3:00 in the morning, a resounding noise came from outside...

The woman, sort of bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man:
- ?Shit!, that must be my husband!?

So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked. He jumped out the window like a crazy man, smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.

Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman:
- I'm your husband, you slut!!!

So the woman answers:
- Oh, yeah?!! And why were you fucking running?!! You son of a bitch!
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post #3 of 16 (permalink) Old 06-29-2006, 05:24 PM
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post #4 of 16 (permalink) Old 06-30-2006, 06:12 AM
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That's just as wrong as two boys fucking LOL.
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That's just as wrong as two boys fucking LOL.
And you're thinking about two boys fucking why???
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Originally Posted by 99shestang
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3:00 in the morning, a resounding noise came from outside...

The woman, sort of bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man:
- ?Shit!, that must be my husband!?

So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked. He jumped out the window like a crazy man, smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.

Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman:
- I'm your husband, you slut!!!

So the woman answers:
- Oh, yeah?!! And why were you fucking running?!! You son of a bitch!
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post #11 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-05-2006, 07:33 PM
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post #12 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-05-2006, 10:55 PM
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still a little bitter about your cheating x huh?
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post #13 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-09-2006, 09:40 PM
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post #16 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-12-2006, 08:03 AM
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And you're thinking about two boys fucking why???
No shit!!!
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