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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-22-2006, 10:30 AM Thread Starter
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Quick bring me a beer....

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the
> >TV, and said to his wife, "quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
> >
> >She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
> >
> >When he finished it, he said, "quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna
> >start."
> >
> >This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was
> >gone, he said, "quick, another beer before it starts."
> >
> >"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop
> >fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around
> >like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and
> >all day long??"
> >
> >The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started."
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-22-2006, 05:46 PM
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That was really good. I have never heard that one before.

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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-22-2006, 10:35 PM
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-22-2006, 11:06 PM
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Hahaha! But, repost...but better than one of coolmustang's reposts!!! 111 !!!

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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-23-2006, 07:06 AM
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Damn that's funny!
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-24-2006, 03:20 PM
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there's a bunch of reposts here. im not saying theyre not funny just saying...repost

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