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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 06-21-2006, 02:34 AM Thread Starter
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A man had great tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the empty seat next to him.

"No," he says. "The seat is empty." This is incredible!" says the other man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"

"Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away.

This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married in 1966 in London."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 06-21-2006, 02:53 AM
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OMG that is dedication.
Really fucked up too if that was real, huh?
Good joke! It seems old though lol.


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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 06-21-2006, 09:41 AM
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OMG that is dedication.
Really fucked up too if that was real, huh?
Good joke! It seems old though lol.

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LOL....hey I laughed.

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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 06-23-2006, 03:13 PM
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i lol'ed a little bit

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Fucked up, but funny!
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I didn't smile because I would rather be at a funeral than at a soccer game.

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