Never volunteer information.
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful
blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken
aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So
he says, "Do you Know me?"
To which she replies, "I think your the father of one of
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you
the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the
pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner
whipped my bu tt with wet celery and then stuck a
carrot up my bu tt???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your
son's math teacher."
96 Laser red GT
2002 Lincoln Navigator
91 rio red coupe SOLD
90 blue coupe SOLD
2001 F150 SOLD
2004 R6 - SOLD