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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-26-2002, 11:47 PM Thread Starter
 
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farmer on the porch

A farmer was sittin on his front porch one evenin when he sees a young man walkin down the road with a bucket. The farmer says "Whatcha doin' son?" The boy said "I's goin to get some milk outa those milkweeds down by the pond." Farmer said Boy you can't get no milk from no milkweed! The boy just went on down the road and came back a little while later with a bucket full of milk.
The next day the farmer was sittin on his front porch again and saw the same boy with his bucket. "Goin to get some more milk?" "No sir, while I was down there gettin my milk I saw some nice honeysuckles so I'm goin to get some honey." "Whatever you say son, but you can't get no honey outa honeysuckles." A little while later the boy come back by with a bucket full of honey.

The next evenin the farmer saw the same boy walkin by but no bucket. "What you after today son?" the farmer asked. "Well, while I was down by the pond gettin my milk and honey I noticed some nice lookin pussywillows growing and..." "hold on a minute son while I get my hat!"
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A little better than the other one you posted but, still.......-5763 kewl points., Clint.

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A little better than the other one you posted but, still.......-5763 kewl points., Clint.
What? You don't like my jokes?!?
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A little better than the other one you posted but, still.......-5763 kewl points., Clint.
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What? You don't like my jokes?!?
What? If you want me to laugh....take your hat off


J/K...you know I luv that bald head.

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What? If you want me to laugh....take your hat off

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DAMN that one hurt me for just reading it
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DAMN that one hurt me for just reading it
Bastard....I'll sick Lt. Wharff on your ass!!
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Bastard....I'll sick Lt. Wharff on your ass!!
Damn man I was trying to tell you that I feel your pain on that one, sorry next time I will make the bald headed jokes too.
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Damn man I was trying to tell you that I feel your pain on that one, sorry next time I will make the bald headed jokes too.
DOH! My bad....my apologies sir
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Clint knows I only make fun of him because I wish he would attend more GTGs w/o his hat.

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