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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 06-10-2006, 01:39 AM Thread Starter
 
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The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with
picnic
tables, barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, along with some apple and peach
trees. The pond was properly shaped
and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it
over, as he hadn't been
there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some
fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer,
he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. As
he
approached, he
made the women aware of his presence.

At once, they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave."

The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young
ladies
swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked." Holding up the
bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast.
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 06-10-2006, 03:22 AM
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The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with
picnic
tables, barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, along with some apple and peach
trees. The pond was properly shaped
and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it
over, as he hadn't been
there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some
fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer,
he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. As
he
approached, he
made the women aware of his presence.

At once, they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave."

The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young
ladies
swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked." Holding up the
bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast.
LOL, I got a kick out of it.

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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 06-13-2006, 11:50 AM
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lmfao, that shit was funny!
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 06-13-2006, 11:53 AM
 
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Smart old man
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