A guy goes to the U.S.S. Yorktown to apply for a maintenance job. The
>interviewer asks him, "Have you ever been in the service?"
>"Yes" he answers. "I was in Viet Nam for three years."
>The interviewer says "That will give you extra points towards
>employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
>The guy says, "Yes, 100%. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my
>The interviewer tells the guy, "OK, I can hire you on the spot. The
>hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. so why don't you come in at
>10:00 A.M. tomorrow morning."
>The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the hours are from 8:00 to 4:00 then
>why do you want me to come in at 10:00?"
>"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two
>hours we stand around scratching our balls.....no point in you coming in