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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 06-08-2006, 01:48 PM Thread Starter
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Another bar joke...

A guy walked into a gay bar not knowing it was a gay bar until he got in. So he figured, hell I'm already in here, might as well just have a beer. So he asked the bartender for a beer. The bartender asked the man if he had a name for his penis. The man said no, and the bartender said that you have to to order a beer in this bar. So he turned to the man to his right and asked him if he had a name for his. The man said Maxwell house, good to the last drop. So then he turned to the man on his left and asked him. He said timex, takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'. So the man sat there and thought for a second and then said bartender let me get a beer. The bartender said what is the name you gave your penis? The man said Secret, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!!
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 06-08-2006, 10:55 PM
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-09-2006, 08:42 PM
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