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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 06-07-2006, 02:25 PM Thread Starter
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Gross but funny

A new young rancher goes to work for an old rancher.
The first day on the new job the old rancher asks the young man to go into the field and see if the bull is mating with the cow.
He comes back and replies that they are not mating.
The old rancher tells him to rub the cows twat with his hand and then rub his hand in the bulls face.
He does as he is told and immediately the bull gets hard and mounts the cow.

After a long days work the young man goes home. His wife is wanting sex as soon as he gets out of the shower.
He tries and tries to make love to her but he cant get hard to save his life. After many attempts his wife gets frustrated and rolls over and falls asleep.

After laying awake for a while the young man thinks about what he learned earlier that day with the bull and cow.
He rolls over and slips his hand under the blanket and rubs his wifes twat. He then rubs it on his nose and he immediately gets hard.

He is so excited he starts yelling and screaming for his wife to wake up! She wakes up and turns on the lamp. She looks at him and says
“Calm down honey, its just a nose bleed.”

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 06-07-2006, 03:02 PM
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haha greatness!

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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 06-08-2006, 03:13 AM
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 06-08-2006, 09:51 AM
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