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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 06-07-2006, 09:43 AM Thread Starter
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Plane going down.

There are 4 people riding in an airplane.

A cubscout: Timmy
A Preacher: Father Owens
A reverend: Al Sharpton
A Teacher: Mrs. Johnson


The pilot comes over the radio and says that 1 of the engines has gone out and in order to fly the plane land safely, there has to be a weight reduction, but there is only 3 parachutes. The teacher stands up and says, "I have children at home!" and grabs a chute and jumps. The reverend stands up and says, "This country needs me, I consider myself one of the smartest men this country has ever seen" and grabs a chute and jumps. The preacher looks at the cubscout and says, "My son, you are young and have so much life to live, my time on earth has come, you take the last chute and go" the boy looks at the preacher and says,


"nah, we're cool..........Al just jumped with my backpack"
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 06-07-2006, 09:53 AM
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"nah, we're cool..........Al just jumped with my backpack"
If only that were true.

**SKAGG NASTY** Just another 9 second street car.


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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 06-07-2006, 09:56 AM Thread Starter
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If only that were true.

No shit!!! I cant stand that Motha f...........nevermind. He claims to no be racist but if you listen to him talk, he's the first one to bring race into ANY issue!
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