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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-26-2002, 09:51 AM Thread Starter
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My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me
it is a time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The
long drives. The special trips he would make to pick me up so
I could spend weekends with him. ... and the advice he used to
give! Much was wasted because I was young when he died. If he
were alive today and sharing his gems of wisdom, I'd be a better
man. Those gems were well and good, but the one I remember
most, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice, came when
he paused, looked me in the eye and said,

"Son, Don't marry a woman with big hands. It makes your dick
look smaller."
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-26-2002, 03:57 PM
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Ha Ha Ha! That's funny!
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Ha ha.... LMFAO!
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 03-01-2002, 07:43 AM
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