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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-02-2006, 10:08 AM Thread Starter
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Which one are you?

So, are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Republican?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:


You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock Cal. 40, and you are an expert
shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do
you do?

Democrat' s Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer
the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me. If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while

he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and m ake this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
few days and try to come to a consensus.



Republican's Answer:

BANG!



Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...(sounds
of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the City
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!

Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-02-2006, 06:55 PM
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LOL, so true!
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-02-2006, 07:41 PM
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southern republican > republican > democrat
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-03-2006, 07:39 AM
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love it.

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