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A guy walks into a talent agency...

where he meets the head talent agent. "Have I got an act for you!" He continues: "It's a mother daughter act. It starts with mom walking out on stage in an elegant formal gown. Next, her two daughters, ages 13 and 9, walk out on stage wearing equally elegant gowns and join her. The lights dim and then a parade of 15 pantsless midgets dressed as Adolf Hiltler from the waist up goose step a circle around the trio of lovely ladies... then they start masturbating. At that point, the damsels drop to their knees and start giving blow jobs to completion. The ladies spit the drained cum out into a pool stage left as it gets unloaded into their capable mouths. In act two, the ladies lie on ther floor with their gowns pulled over their heads and the little Hitler's commence to gang bang all three in a circular pattern. This time only every other load of jizz gets deposited in the pool stage left. The rest gets sprayed all over the faces of our lovely ladies. In the final act, Grandma gets wheeled out on stage. About now, the midgets are ready for round three and they begin to masturbate and rub their stiff little tools all over Grandma. Then they all give Grandma a good poking which leads to a massive, drippy cream pie! She doesn't mind at all because she died three days ago. For the grand finale, Grandma gets thrown from the gurney right into the pool of love juice that has been accumulating stage left. Our three damsels strip and baseball slide through the pool naked as the midgets spray them with liquefied dog crap making sure to aim for their smiling faces. Then, they stand up and take a bow...except for Grandma of course!"

The talent agent is stupefied. Out of sheer shock and morbid curiosity, he asks "What is this act called?" The man replies, " They call themselves the Highland Park Debutantes."

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where he meets the head talent agent. "Have I got an act for you!" He continues: "It's a mother daughter act. It starts with mom walking out on stage in an elegant formal gown. Next, her two daughters, ages 13 and 9, walk out on stage wearing equally elegant gowns and join her. The lights dim and then a parade of 15 pantsless midgets dressed as Adolf Hiltler from the waist up goose step a circle around the trio of lovely ladies... then they start masturbating. At that point, the damsels drop to their knees and start giving blow jobs to completion. The ladies spit the drained cum out into a pool stage left as it gets unloaded into their capable mouths. In act two, the ladies lie on ther floor with their gowns pulled over their heads and the little Hitler's commence to gang bang all three in a circular pattern. This time only every other load of jizz gets deposited in the pool stage left. The rest gets sprayed all over the faces of our lovely ladies. In the final act, Grandma gets wheeled out on stage. About now, the midgets are ready for round three and they begin to masturbate and rub their stiff little tools all over Grandma. Then they all give Grandma a good poking which leads to a massive, drippy cream pie! She doesn't mind at all because she died three days ago. For the grand finale, Grandma gets thrown from the gurney right into the pool of love juice that has been accumulating stage left. Our three damsels strip and baseball slide through the pool naked as the midgets spray them with liquefied dog crap making sure to aim for their smiling faces. Then, they stand up and take a bow...except for Grandma of course!"

The talent agent is stupefied. Out of sheer shock and morbid curiosity, he asks "What is this act called?" The man replies, " They call themselves the Highland Park Debutantes."
Heard it on South Park

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Heard it on South Park
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Nice spin off of the Aristocrats joke.

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Nice spin off of the Aristocrats joke.

YEP....that Aristocrats joke can be told 10,001 different ways.
I think Bob Saget tells it the best though....he's a nasty mf'er
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