Another bar joke:
3 men are sitting in a bar: A mexican, A Brotha and a white guy.
The mexican has bad knees.
The white guy has a bad neck
The brotha has a bad back.
All the sudden you see a glow under the door and Jesus walks in. He leans over and places his hands on the mexicans knees and says, "You may now walk without pain" The mexican stands up, kinda walks around for a minute and then starts jumping in the air in excitement, and runs out the door to tell his wife.
Jesus places his hand on the back of the white mans neck and says, "You may now live with no discomfort in your neck" The white guy kinda looks around moving his head left and right. He suddenly smiles and runs out the door to tell his wife.
Jesus leans over to put his hand on the brothas back and the guys leans forward real fast and says, "Dont touch me, I'm drawing disability!!!!"