A man walks into a bar....
with a pet alligator, the guys siting on the stools turned around and said
"what the hell is that"the guys said
"my pet alligator, i will be doing a trick today with it."the crazy guy said, and then pauses.
"i will stick my balls in this alligators mouth and take it out in a minute, if u buy me a beer." he said feeling like he could do it
"ok, your on"
The crasy guy sticks his balls in the alligators mouth. a minute laterhe smashes a beer bottle over the alligators head and he opened it up.
"TaDa, now give me that bear. Tomorrow i will come in if anyone wants to volunteer"
next day the crazy guy walks in the bar and then sais.
"ok any volunteers?"
this little girl in the back of the bar slowely raises her hand and sais.
"I'll try if you promise not to hit me over the head with a bear bottle!".