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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-25-2002, 11:46 PM Thread Starter
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9 martinis

A guy walks into the bar and orders 9 martinis. The bartender says, 'Wow! You must be celebrating something big!'

'Yeah' says the guy, 'I'm celebrating my first blow job!'

'Well, that is a worth while celebration, I'll throw in a tenth one for free!' says the bartender.

'Nah', says the guy, 'If 9 don't get that taste outta my mouth, nothing will."
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hey tma can you remember your first blowjob?

did you spit or swallow

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Clint, That is just sick.

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