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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 05-26-2006, 09:59 PM Thread Starter
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A man, returning home a day early got into a taxi at the airport. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.
Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man.

The husband put a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you.
He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your season New York Giant's tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"

Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"

The cabby replied; "I'd cover his ass up with that blanket before he catches a cold."
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 05-26-2006, 10:10 PM
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hahaha.....funny

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post #3 of 10 (permalink) Old 05-27-2006, 07:59 AM
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A boat , a vette and season tickets . Damn , the guy should have jumped in bed himself with the guy !!!
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post #5 of 10 (permalink) Old 05-27-2006, 10:26 PM
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post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old 05-30-2006, 02:26 PM
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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old 05-31-2006, 10:14 PM
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damn ..........id cook him dinner ..........

no,,, i would make the cheating bitch cook us both dinner

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post #8 of 10 (permalink) Old 06-01-2006, 08:22 AM
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post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old 06-05-2006, 02:53 PM
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A boat , a vette and season tickets . Damn , the guy should have jumped in bed himself with the guy !!!
That's what I was thinking.

Funny joke!
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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 06-07-2006, 11:58 AM
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lol...funny
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