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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 05-24-2006, 06:23 AM Thread Starter
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Heaven stories

There is a crowd of people outside the gates of heaven awaiting St.Peter and they get to talking about how they got there and what accomplishments they had done while on earth.

They ask the first guy and he says, "Well I fought in vietnam and recieved the purple heart" and the crowd applauded.

Another guy said, "I was in the Fire Dept. and saved countless lives" and the crowd once again applauded.

They ask another guy what he did and he said, "Well I haven't really done anything too special like these guys have, but there was a woman being mugged by this big mean biker looking guy and I got in his face and told him to leave her alone or else!"

And someone in the crowd said, "So when did this happen?"

the guy said............

"Bout 5 minutes ago"
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