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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 05-22-2006, 05:18 PM Thread Starter
 
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So The Other Day, My Friends And I Went To This "gentleman's Club."

One Of My Buddies Wanted To Impress Us, So He Pulls Out A $10 Bill.

The "dancer" Came Over To Us, And Licked The $10 Bill And Put It On Her Ass.

Not To Be Out Done, My Other Friend Pulls Out A $50, And Licked It And Stuck It On Her Other Ass Cheek.

Now The Attention Is Focused On Me. What Could I Do To Top That?

I Got Out My Wallet, Thought For A Minute.........then The Banker In Me Took Over.

I Got Out My Atm Card, Swiped It Down The Crack Of Her Ass, Grabbed The $60 Bucks, And Went Home.
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