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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 05-22-2006, 04:41 PM Thread Starter
 
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To Get The Job

THREE MEN WENT THROUGH CIA TRAINING, TRYING TO BECOME SECRET AGENTS. THEY FINALLY GOT THROUGH ALL THEIR WRITTEN AND PHYSICAL TESTS, WHEN THEY WERE PULLED ASIDE BY ONE OF THE INSTRUCTORS WHO TOOK THEM INTO ANOTHER ROOM.

THE INSTRUCTOR BROUGHT THE FIRST GUY'S WIFE INTO THE OTHER ROOM AND LEFT HER THERE. HE THEN LOADED 2 ROUNDS INTO A PISTOL, HANDED IT TO THE FIRST GUY AND SAID "GO KILL YOUR WIFE OF FIVE YEARS."THE TRAINEE TOOK THE GUN, WENT INTO THE OTHER ROOM BUT CAME BACK A MINUTE LATER AND SAID "I CAN'T DO IT." THE INSTRUCTOR REPLIED, "YOU FAIL....... GET OUT."

THEY BROUGHT THE SECOND GUY'S WIFE INTO THE OTHER ROOM AND LEFT HER THERE. THE INSTRUCTOR LOADED 2 ROUNDS INTO THE PISTOL, HANDED IT TO THE SECOND GUYAND TOLD HIM, "GO KILL YOUR WIFE OF TEN YEARS." THE TRINEE TOOK THE GUN, WENT INTO THE OTHER ROOMAND EMERGED AFTER 3 MINUTES AND SAID, "I CAN'T DO IT." THE INSTRUCTOR REPLIED,"YOU FAIL.....GET OUT.

FINALLY, THEY PUT THE THIRD GUY'S WIFE INTO THE OTHER ROOM AND LEFT HER THERE.THE INSTRUTOR PUT TWO ROUNDS INTO THE PISTOL, HANDED IT TO THE THIRD GUY AND SAID," GO KILL YOUR WIFE OF FIFTEEN YEARS." THE GUY TOOK THE GUN AND WENT INTO THE OTHER ROOM, THERE WAS SILENCE FOR ABOUT 1 MINUTE. SUDDENLY, THERE WERE TWO GUNSHOT SOUNDS FOLLOWED BY A HUDGE COMMOTION. EVENTUALLY, THE THIRD MAN EMERGED FROM THE ROOM, SWEATING PROFUSELY, AND SAID," GOOD JOB, ASSHOLE! YOU GAVE ME BLANKS, SO I HAD TO CHOKE THE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!

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You forgot to capitalize the first letter.
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 05-22-2006, 04:59 PM Thread Starter
 
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 05-23-2006, 11:12 AM
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 05-27-2006, 03:24 PM
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LMAO. That's funnier than the joke.

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Thats the best joke I've heard in a long time ..............
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