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A man goes to the Dr. for and old vietnam war injury that cost him his eye. He tells the Dr. that his self esteem is low because he's missing an eye. So the Dr. tells him, "We have glass eyes for $5,000" and the man replies, "I can't afford that" so the Dr. says, "Well we have porcelain eyes for $3,000" and the guy says, "I cant afford that either"

The Dr. finally says, "Well we have wooden eyes that are sanded and painted that look like the real thing but the quality isnt as good as the more expensive ones"

The guy says, "How much?" and the Dr. says, "$50" So the guy agrees to it and takes his eye home. A friend of his comes over and says, "Man lets go out tonight, you got you an eye so we're gonna see if we can find you a woman"

Well they're out at the club and the guy with the wooden eye spots a woman across the dance floor whos staring at him, but she has buck-teeth. Well at first he doesnt want to approach her and his friend says, "Man go talk to her" and the guy keeps refusing until the night is almost over. They've been staring at one another all night. Finally the guy talks his buddy with the wooden eye to ask the lady to dance.

He walks over to her and leans over and says, "Ma'am would you like to dance?"

and she blushes and replies, "Would I ?"

And he says.......

"Wood-eye, Hey fuck you buck teeth!!!"

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