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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-20-2006, 08:37 AM Thread Starter
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Xrated Riddles

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. ! They spray paint X 's on the back of the sheep that kick!

Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!

Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-22-2006, 08:57 AM
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[email protected] # 2 and #4
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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-22-2006, 01:09 PM
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Greatness !
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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-22-2006, 01:27 PM
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This is a good day for jokes.
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thats some funny ass shit right on
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lol thats some good shit
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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-24-2006, 11:57 PM
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good stuff

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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-26-2006, 12:33 AM
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there were a few good ones but others ive heard before

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2004 Torch Red Mach 1 aka Mongoose

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Congrats on trapping 10mph more than anyone else with the same parts.
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-26-2006, 05:39 AM
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What's "X-Rated" about # 7 on that list?
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