One day in class a teacher tells the students to stand in front of the class and tell who their Father is and what he does.
The first little girl stands up and says, "My Daddy is a police officer. He helps protect our community and keeps the peace"
The next boy stands up and says, "My Daddy is a Fireman, he puts out fires and rescues cats out of trees"
The next boy stands up and says, "My Daddy is a doctor, he works on patients and makes them well when they are sick"
Every student has been in front of the class when the teacher notices little Johnny hasnt been up there. She tells him to stand in front of the class and he says,
"I can't really say what my Daddy does because he's dead."
The teacher feels bad for him and says, "Well what did he do before he died?"
Little Johnny says, "Turned blue and shit on the carpet"