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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-25-2002, 01:34 PM Thread Starter
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Little Old Lady

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk:

"Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."

The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong andd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss ththiickk?"

The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

"Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo
ttturrrnnn ttthe ffffuuccckkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-25-2002, 02:08 PM
 
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BAH! I can't decide if I'm more amused or disgusted....LOL!!!
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-25-2002, 02:21 PM
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Har Har!!
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Bwahahahaha! I like that one. I was caught totally off guard.

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Hahahaha!
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-25-2002, 07:16 PM Thread Starter
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Bwahahahaha! I like that one. I was caught totally off guard.

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So how many of you went back and read it again after realizing what was going on?
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-25-2002, 09:50 PM
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i think i'm going to be sick

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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-01-2002, 07:21 AM
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Hehe, that one was good!
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