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Janitor is mopping the floors in a Catholic church. As he's passing the confessional booth, the Priest sticks his head out of the booth and whispers "Psst, Janitor. I've got to use the restroom, is it possible that you can fill in for me?"

The Janitor is shocked and simply replies "Father, I am not of the Church, there is no way that I can possibly do this."

The priest says "It's easy, they tell you what they did, you tell them to say some Hail Marys and Our Fathers and send them on their way. You think you can do this?"

The janitor agrees that he can, so he goes into the confessional booth.

A lady walks into the booth, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."

"It's ok my sister, you're in the house of God, what have you done that you require confession for?"

"Well, I committed adultery."

The janitor thinks for a second and decides that's no too bad. "Ok, say 5 Hail Marys and 1 Our Father."

"Father, you don't understand. This is going to sound bad, but it was with my husband's brother."

The janitor raises his eyebrows and says "OK, for that, you will say 10 Hail Marys and 5 Our Fathers."

The lady whispers "Father, no, there's more.... I allowed him to have anal sex with me."

The janitor is overwhelmed at this point, peeks his head out of the confessional booth and sees an alter boy walking by. "Psst, kid. What's the Father give for anal sex?"

"A snickers and a coke," replies the alter boy.

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