3 guys are about to go to prison for various crimes and are at their sentencing. The judge being and ordained minister thinks to himself, "I could put these guys to work selling bibles for my church" instead of helping with the overpopulation of the prison.
He tells the men, "You're going to go door to door selling bibles for 4 days. At the end of the 4 days, whoever sells the most their case will be dismissed but the other 2 will have to serve out their full sentences."
(keep in mind one of the guys stutters real bad!)
The first guy comes back on the first day and says, "Man I sold 12 bibles" and the second guys says, "That aint sh_t, I sold 20" The third guys says, "Awww ma ma ma ma man, I di di di di didnt sell any!"
The second day the first guy comes back and says "Man I sold 30 bibles and the second guy says, "that aint nothing, I sold 45" and the 3rd guy says, "Awww ma ma ma ma man I st st st st still di di di di di didnt sell any"
The third day they go out and the first guy comes back and says, "I sold 75 bibles and the second guys says, "Psshhh I sold 120 bibles!" and the third guy says, "Ma ma ma ma ma ma man, I st st st st st havent so so so so sold annnny bibles yet" and the preachers thinking (Man f_ck!!!!)
Final day: The first guy comes back and says, "Welp I sold an amazine 200 bibles today" and the second guy says, "Nice try, but I sold 275 bibles!!!" and the third guys says, "Ma ma ma ma man I so so so so so so sold thr thr thr thr thr threeee thousand bibles!!!!! and the other 2 guys are like
what tha f_ck!!!"
The preachers is amazed but at the same time confused. He says, "Son how in the world did you sell 3,000 bibles?????
And the guy says, "Oh si si si si simple, I ju ju ju ju just told them tha tha tha tha that if if if if they di di di di di di didnt buy one, I'd re re re re read them whole damn thing!!!