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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 05-11-2006, 07:32 AM Thread Starter
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Plane crash

3 guys crash a plane flying over the desert. They all escape and are wondering aimlessly when one of them stumbles over a lamp. He picks it up and figures "what the hell" and rubs it. A genie appears and says, "I will grant you one wish each, choose it wisely"

The first guys says, "Man I just want to be home with my family and out of this heat" POOF!!!!!!!!!!!

The second guy says, "Man, I just want to be home with my wife and kids too" POOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The third guy looks around and his eyes fill with tears and he says, "Man, I dont want to be alone out here by myself, I just want my friends back"

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post #2 of 17 (permalink) Old 05-11-2006, 07:33 AM
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post #4 of 17 (permalink) Old 05-11-2006, 12:41 PM
 
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asshole, couldn't one of the other guys just rub the lamp. 3 wishes per person? 3 guys = 9 wishes.
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asshole, couldn't one of the other guys just rub the lamp. 3 wishes per person? 3 guys = 9 wishes.

I'm guessing you learned to read when?
The joke clearly says, "I will grant you one wish each" not 3!! Genius
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I'm guessing you learned to read when?
The joke clearly says, "I will grant you one wish each" not 3!! Genius
I read it clearly, But we all know all genie's give 3 wishes per person. 3*3=9.
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I read it clearly, But we all know all genie's give 3 wishes per person. 3*3=9.
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Well this genie is a stingy bastard....
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Well this genie is a stingy bastard....
That could happen. lol
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That could happen. lol

Well since normally 1 person finds a genie, 3 people found it this time. Therefore 3 divided 1 = 3





Besides, gas prices are up!
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Wow, arguing over a joke.
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post #11 of 17 (permalink) Old 05-11-2006, 06:05 PM
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Wow, arguing over a joke.

Go buy a mans car.
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Wow, arguing over a joke.
It was partially entertaining.
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sorry mfer....

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heard it before, but still good

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