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sniffing dog

I got this via e-mail and wanted to pass it on.

Sniffer

A man had just settled into his seat next to the
window on the plane when another man sat down in the
aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the
middle seat next to the man.

The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and
asks why the dog is allowed on the plane. The second
man explained that he is a DEA agent and that the dog
is a "sniffing dog". His name is Sniffer and he's the
best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne,
when I put him to work."

The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the
agent says: "Watch this" He tells Sniffer to "search"

Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally
sits very purposefully next to a woman for several
seconds. Sniffer then returns to its seat and puts one
paw on the agent's arm.

The agent says, "Good boy", and he turns to the man
and says: "That woman is in possession of marijuana,
so I'm making a note of her seat number and the
authorities will apprehend her when we land."

"Say, that's pretty neat" replies the first man.

Once again, the agent sends Sniffer to search the
aisles. The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man
for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and this time,
he places TWO paws on the agent's arm.

The agent says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so
again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the
police." "I like it!" says his seat mate.

The agent then told Sniffer to "search" again. Sniffer
walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat
down for a moment, and then came racing back to the
agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to
poop all over the place.

The first man is really grossed out by this behavior
and can't figure out how or why a well-trained dog
would act like that, so he asks the agent "What's
going on?"

The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"

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