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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-09-2006, 10:25 PM Thread Starter
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A young blonde woman in St. Louis was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Mississippi River. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the dock, crying.
He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can
stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."
Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulders and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid
her in a lifeboat.
From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she
was discovered by the captain.
What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."
He certainly is," the captain said. This is the Casino Queen and we never leave St. Louis!!!!"
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-10-2006, 06:12 AM
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roflmao...damn thats fucked up

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LMAO.........good, real good!!!
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-10-2006, 08:16 AM
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Funny, but its a REPOST!

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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-10-2006, 08:18 AM
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-10-2006, 08:31 AM
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Where did she used the restroom? shower? clean up? 3 weeks of used uncleaned pussy=Gross
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