My sh*t don't stink
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Trying to figure it out...
Doris and Ethel, who've been friends forever, have been going fishing together as often as possible for the last 50 years. One day, Ethel calls Doris and invites her fishing. Doris says, "No, I don't think I want to fish with you any more. For the last 50 years, you've always caught the most and the biggest fish, and you won't tell me your secret".
Ethel promises to tell her friend her secret if she'll just go fishing with her, so Doris decides to go. When the women meet, Doris says, "I ain't gonna touch a fishing pole till you tell me that secret, Ethel." She says, "Doris, it ain't that bigga deal, are you sure you want to know?" "Heck yes" says Doris.
So Ethel begins, "Well Doris, you know my husband works evenings, so he usually sleeps late and I get out of bed before he does. So, before I get up, I roll over, lift up the covers, and if his pecker is laying to the left, I fish on the left bank, and if it's laying to the right, I fish on the right bank."
Doris is flabbergasted and says, "Ethel, that's the most crazy thing I think I've ever heard. I can't believe that for 50 years, you've caught more and bigger fish than me using that retarded reasoning! What the heck do you do if it's standing up in the middle?!"
Ethel said, "Oh honey! On those days, me and you don't go fishing!"
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