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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 05-02-2006, 10:47 AM Thread Starter
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Blonde Joke

A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding,
even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the
horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action. As it
gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip
from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot
get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck,
but she slides down the side of the horse anyway! The horse gallops
along, seemingly impervious to its' slipping rider. Finally, losing her
frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw
herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the
stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as
her head is struck against the ground over and over and over. As her
head is battered against the ground and she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness, to her great fortune, Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees
her and unplugs the horse.
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