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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-01-2006, 06:04 PM Thread Starter
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An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor
asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better.
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What
do you think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an
older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never
misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit
of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When
he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of
water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang
out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"
The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of
rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-01-2006, 06:06 PM
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-03-2006, 01:05 PM
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Hey, let's watch it on the OLD MAN jokes.
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-04-2006, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Oldman&Moody
Hey, let's watch it on the OLD MAN jokes.

Hey just because you have an autographed bible, doesnt mean you're old...

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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-04-2006, 10:11 AM
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