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the lizard and the koala bear

The Lizard and the Koala Bear
A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says "Hey Koala! What are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says: "Fuuuuuuck dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"

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haha, i am sure that joke is funnier when you are stoned

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trust me, it is

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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-01-2006, 11:49 AM
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I heard it as a monkey and a lizard, and the first time lauged my a__ off.
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