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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-24-2002, 06:14 PM Thread Starter
MFFL!
 
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Ha ha....this is funny!

A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"

The husband says,"Oh my God! No shit?! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

The wife yells back,"It doesn't matter. Just get the fuck out!"
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-24-2002, 06:20 PM
 
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lol
that one good
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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-25-2002, 02:23 PM
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Har Har!!!
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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-25-2002, 02:34 PM
 
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Haha.....that would be my luck!
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-25-2002, 04:21 PM
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Hahahaha! Thats a good one.


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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-25-2002, 07:17 PM Thread Starter
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Har Har!!!
Is that the only vocabulary you have?
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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-25-2002, 09:49 PM
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(chuckle)

I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-01-2002, 07:19 AM
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-01-2002, 07:26 AM
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good one!

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