Painting Your House
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Denton County, Texas
A lady goes for her first golf lesson.
The pro says, "You've got to hold the club like you hold your husband's organ."
She takes the club and hits the ball.
He says, "Beautiful. Perfect shot. Right down the fairway. Now, take the club out of your mouth, put it in your hands, and we'll go for distance."