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Jesus and Moses

Jesus and Moses were strolling by the Red Sea, when Moses nudged Jesus and said, "Psst. Hey, Jesus, I've still got it."

Moses turned towards the Red Sea and lifted his staff on high. The angels began to sing, the gentle sea breeze turned into a raging gale, and the waters of the Red Sea were parted. Moses lowered his arms and, with a smug grin on his face, turned back to face Jesus.

Jesus scoffed. "Moses, my boy," said the Messiah, "I have still got it." And with a flourish of his robes, Jesus stepped onto the waters of the Red Sea and began to stride across without so much as a ripple.

But to Moses' amazement, halfway across the water, Jesus suddenly began to sink. He splashed into the water and began to choke and flounder as the waves tossed him around. Moses grumbled at Jesus' sillyness and parted the water once more. Moses helped Jesus back to shore, as the Saviour hacked up salt water.

When they had finally reached shore, Moses slapped a consoling hand on Jesus' shoulder and said, "Don't worry about it, Lord. Last time you tried it, you didn't have holes in your feet."
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Ooooooohhhh.............


I wouldnt consider that a "joke"
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Ooooooohhhh.............


I wouldnt consider that a "joke"
LMFAO, i sure as shit would!
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LMFAO, i sure as shit would!



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Be easy over there.....Its just a joke. I love the same Jesus you do.
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awwwww, gonna cry???
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Yea its a joke! Its a christian joke and a good one at that!

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post #9 of 12 (permalink) Old 05-02-2006, 11:27 AM
 
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george bush put the holes in jesuss feet.
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post #10 of 12 (permalink) Old 05-02-2006, 01:37 PM
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awwwww, gonna cry???

Did you see a tear pussy?
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post #12 of 12 (permalink) Old 05-06-2006, 04:26 PM
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Lmao!

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