Rockin' da fumanchu
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: On the straight and narrow,stumbling at best, only by Gods grace.
Two Minute Management Course
Subject: Two Minute Management Course
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small
rabbit Saw the eagle and asked him,
"Can I also sit on my ass like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the
ground Below the eagle, and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the Rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson: To be sitting on your ass and doing nothing, you
must Be sitting very high up.
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get
to The top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the
" Well, why don't you nibble on some of my manure droppings?"
replied The bull. "They're packed with nutrients"
The turkey pecked at a lump of manure, found it actually gave him
enough Strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
Finally after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of
Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of
Management Lesson: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it
won't Keep you there.
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the
bird Froze and fell to the ground in a large field.
While it was lying there, A cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to
realize How warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing him out. He lay there all warm and
happy, And soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following The sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of
cow dung, and Promptly dug him out and ate him.
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3. And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth
This ends your two-minute management course.