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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 04-27-2006, 07:57 PM Thread Starter
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Thu, 20 Apr 2006 15:41:47 -0600

You may have seen this one before.




Dallas ATC: "Tower to Taliban Air 911--You are cleared
to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Taliban Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge
cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to
land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to
land on infidel's runway 9R. -Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Taliban Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Taliban Air 911?"

Taliban Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR
THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!!

WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS
PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful
now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya h ear?."

Moral: DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!!!!!!





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Except for ending slavery, fascism, nazism and communismÖ War hasnít solved anything.
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