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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 04-25-2006, 12:58 PM Thread Starter
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Mexican from Friona found himself in Houston and decided to approach a prostitute down on lower Oppenheimer.He asked her, "How much do you sharge for the hour?"

"$100," she replied.

"Do you do Messican-style?" he asked.

Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused.

He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I'll pay you $300 to do it Messiccan-style. Again she declined.

Being the persistent type, he laid down a final offer. "I'll give you $500 to go Messican-style with me! What do you say?"

Finally, she agrees, thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over ten years now. I've been there and done that, and had every kind of request from weirdos from all over the world. How kinky could Messican-style be?"

After an hour of every possible way and position, she turned to him and said, "That was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Messican-style' come in?"

The Mexican popped a can of beer and replied, "I'll pay you next Wednesday when I get my sheck."

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I figured the Messican would have said...."Do you take WIC or Food Stamps?"
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That is a good one!!

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"Still angry? A post like that makes me think you tasted someones dick at some point in your life."
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Damn Mexicans stole Denny's style!!!!
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