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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-21-2006, 07:37 PM Thread Starter
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It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro
> Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.
>
> The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.
> "Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' "
> She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up.
> "Patrick Henry, 1775."
>
> "Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said, "Government of
> the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the
> earth?"
>
> Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
>
> The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed!
> Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you
> do!"
>
> She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!"
>
> "Who said that?" she demanded.
>
> Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."
>
> At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
>
> The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"
>
> Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
>
> Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
>
> Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the
> teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
>
> Now, with almost a mob hysteria, teacher said, "You little shit. If
> you say anything else, I'll kill you!"
>
> Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to
> Chandra Levy, 2001."
>
> The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the
> floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble now!"
>
> Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."
>
> Finally someone throws a eraser at Pedro, someone shouted
> "Duck"!
>
> Teacher, just waking, asked "Who said that?
>
> Pedro: Dick Cheney 2006!
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-21-2006, 09:13 PM
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I'm too ADD to sit and read all of that!
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LMAO, twist on a little Jonny joke

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i heard that one before, but with a japanese student

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Thats a smart little mexican ...........
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-22-2006, 09:57 PM
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that was great
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