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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-21-2006, 04:25 PM Thread Starter
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You've got to love this little girl. What a woman she'll make!

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out
of life is four little animals."

The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be
sugar?"

The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a
tiger in the bed, and a jackass to pay for all of it."

The teacher fainted

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-21-2006, 05:59 PM
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You've got to love this little girl. What a woman she'll make!

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out
of life is four little animals."

The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be
sugar?"

The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a
tiger in the bed, and a jackass to pay for all of it."

The teacher fainted
You're just posting this everywhere aren't ya. Good joke though

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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-22-2006, 02:41 PM
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-23-2006, 03:35 PM
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