You've got to love this little girl. What a woman she'll make!
A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out
of life is four little animals."
The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be
The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a
tiger in the bed, and a jackass to pay for all of it."
The teacher fainted
Originally Posted by The Raven
This is exactly why if I ever have a daughter, I'm going to teach her to swallow early on.
Originally Posted by Marisa
Undietaker is my hero.