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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 04-20-2006, 08:31 PM Thread Starter
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Texas State Trooper

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Two men were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a State
Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.

The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop smacked him in the
head with his nightstick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
"You're in Texas, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in
Texas, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your
"I'm sorry,
officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the
guy his license back.

The trooper then walks around to the passenger
side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and
"WHACK", the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
"Because I know your type," the trooper says, "two miles down the road
you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that
asshole would've
tried that shit with me!'
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 04-20-2006, 09:16 PM
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Greatness! Heard it before though.

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Damn thats a good one !!!
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