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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 04-19-2006, 11:54 PM Thread Starter
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How Pussy Was Made

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, with smart wit,
using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee.

Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it, and
called it a cunt.




edit: i prob should have put this under jokes but didnt think of it till now... oops
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 04-21-2006, 09:19 PM
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Lmao at the fisherman .............
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Well, if God didn't mean for us to eat it, he wouldn't have made it so much like a taco...

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Well, if God didn't mean for us to eat it, he wouldn't have made it so much like a taco...
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That was great! LMAO!
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Lmao at the fisherman .............
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post #8 of 10 (permalink) Old 04-23-2006, 03:37 PM
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post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old 04-23-2006, 11:24 PM
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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 04-26-2006, 11:33 AM
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