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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 04-19-2006, 06:46 PM Thread Starter
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A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and
> > >things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.
> > >
> > >One woman lost it completely.
> > >
> > >She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed,
> > >"I'm too young to die," she cried. Then she yelled, "If I'm going to
>die,
> > >I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on
> > >this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
> > >
> > >For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate
>woman in
> > >the front of the plane. Then a man from Texas stood up in the rear of
>the
> > >plane.
> > >He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel
>eyes.
> > >Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he
>went,
> > >one button at a time.
> > >
> > >No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest.
> > >She gasped...
> > >
> > >Then, he spoke ... "Iron this -- and then get me a beer."





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