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A little Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names - Bob, Don, Tex or Sam, for example?"

His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign, or a poem for our culture not like the white men, who live all together and repeat their names from generation to generation. Also, it is part of our makeup that in spite of everything, we survive.

For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake, because on the night she was conceived, there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake.

Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, because he was conceived on a day that the big white horse who gallops over the prairies of the world appeared near our camp and is a symbol of our capacity to live and the life force of our people.

It's very simple and easy to understand.

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I just LOL'd.

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Lmao..I've heard it where the punch line was "Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Fucking?"

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I've heard it where they got their names from the first thing their father saw when he stepped out of his tipi in the morning, and the kid's name was "Greasy Buffalo Shit."

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Originally Posted by Vertnut
Lmao..I've heard it where the punch line was "Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Fucking?"

Yep, the original line is classic. My older brother and sister always ask eachother that... it still makes them laugh. tey must have been stoned when they heard it
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