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Mexicans in here

The teacher tells them to make a sentence with the words liver and cheese.

White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good."

Black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese And she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver."

MEXICAN kid says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister's dress and I told the cabrones, "Hey Putos!!! liver alone, cheese my sister!"

I LOL'd when I heard it today.

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post #2 of 28 (permalink) Old 04-17-2006, 08:48 PM
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shit thats wrong...but im laughing my ass off...sounds like something george lopez would say...

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LOL good stuff!
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In Before The Jose Ban.

CANADIANS = DOUCHERS

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post #5 of 28 (permalink) Old 04-17-2006, 09:01 PM
 
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one of you guys needs to come mow my yard.
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Why would that happen? Who said I wasn't mexican? I thought it was funny. I feel sorry for people who get offended at this kind of humor.

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one of you guys needs to come mow my yard.
wtf?

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Why would that happen? Who said I wasn't mexican? I thought it was funny. I feel sorry for people who get offended at this kind of humor.
Im offended!
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I'am mexican but thats shit still funny
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Im offended!
I'm more mexican then you and I'm only about 1/8th.

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post #11 of 28 (permalink) Old 04-17-2006, 09:13 PM
 
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I'm more mexican then you and I'm only about 1/8th.
Hey Im half its not my fault Im white as hell though!
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lol

I'm a white if you didnt fucking know lol

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im mexican, but i heard that one about 10 yrs ago...




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post #16 of 28 (permalink) Old 04-17-2006, 10:27 PM
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shit thats wrong...but im laughing my ass off...sounds like something george lopez would say...
lol...i think he actually did...
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Hey Im half its not my fault Im white as hell though!


i am ashamed to know you are half mexican...what a waste


























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haha...im full blooded mexican....just a shame it was wasted on her....she's really annoying

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haha...im full blooded mexican....just a shame it was wasted on her....she's really annoying
Go to hell! I just play annoying on the net cause its fun to here people like you complain!
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that was pretty good.

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post #23 of 28 (permalink) Old 04-18-2006, 12:11 PM
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lol nice uthustler...
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