Painting Your House
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Denton County, Texas
A man came into the doctors office and asked the
> doctor to promise he would not laugh at his problem.
> Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a
> professional. In over twenty years I've never
> laughed at a patient."
> Okay then," Steelfalcon said, and proceeded to drop his
> trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had
> ever seen. It couldn't have been the size of a
> Unable to control himself, the doctor started
> giggling, then fell laughing to the floor.
> Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his
> feet and regain his composure.
> I'm so sorry, "Said the doctor, "I really am..... I
> don't know what came over me.
> On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise
> it won't happen again.
> Now what seems to be the problem?"
> It's swollen," Steelfalcon replied