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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 04-15-2006, 07:55 AM Thread Starter
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I was in Wal-Mart the other day and I walked up to a young and lovely woman and said, "I've lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me a couple of minutes?"
The woman looks puzzled. "Why talk to me?", she asks.
"Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."
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lmao and what was her reaction

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Thats so true ........
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lmao and what was her reaction


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Originally Posted by southpaw21
lmao and what was her reaction
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LOL good one and so true.

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"Still angry? A post like that makes me think you tasted someones dick at some point in your life."
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wasnt expecting that....pretty funny.

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lolololol I think i would get smacked for saying that!!!!!
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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 04-18-2006, 12:24 PM
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If you were at Walmart you were then talking to a chunky chick in a too tight pink shirt that says "Princess." Also her five snotty kids were also there yanking everything off the shelf and gettting in everyone's way.

Also if you were looking at her tits you were also looking at her belly button between them.


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