I was in Wal-Mart the other day and I walked up to a young and lovely woman and said, "I've lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me a couple of minutes?"
The woman looks puzzled. "Why talk to me?", she asks.
"Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."
'05 Cummins Quad Cab Dually, the daily
'07 Infiniti M35 Sport, the wifes daily
'06 Lexus GS430, why not...
'92 Coupe, minitubbed, 385w, little turbo, glide, etc. GONE but not forgotten
'92 LX Hatch, BBC, n2o, glide
'88 GT Vert, 347 NA, 5 spd., all new from the ground up
Previous Rides.......not enough room.........
If you were at Walmart you were then talking to a chunky chick in a too tight pink shirt that says "Princess." Also her five snotty kids were also there yanking everything off the shelf and gettting in everyone's way.
Also if you were looking at her tits you were also looking at her belly button between them.