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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-11-2006, 07:28 PM Thread Starter
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Doctors office visit

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are
there and you say in front of others what's wrong and sometimes
it's embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell
her
what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of
us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded Doctor's Waiting Room.
As he approached the desk, the Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are
you seeing the Doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied. The Receptionist
became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded Doctor's
Room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The Receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment
in this room full of people. You should have said there is something
wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further
with the Doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full
of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had
taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

The Waiting Room erupted in laughter.





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i lol'd
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-13-2006, 12:50 AM
 
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lollol...one of the first that have really made me laugh in a while. thanks
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-13-2006, 02:20 AM
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Heard it before but its always funny everytime I hear it.
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